Důrazná prosba

13. února 2010 v 16:34 | soudruh Karlos |  kalendář
Drazí soururuzi,
Velice mě rmoutí jedna neomluvitelná skutečnost. Totož to, že se ještě nikdo z vás dodnes nepřihlásil do našeho privilegovaného hasičského sboru. Tak prospěšné práce si anad zaslouží naši pozornost! V první řadě souruhu Komárkovi, Janečkovi a Štolcovi bych důrazně připomenul, že jim hrozí okamžitě vyloučení ze strany kvůli tomu, že jejich synové si na svátek matek oblékli modré čepice! Tak by slušný člen KSČ měl jistě uznat mojí asertivitu a až napřirozenou a neadekvátní dávku tolerance.Čekám Vaše žádosti o přijetí okamžitě!
Čest práci!
 

Nová grafika

3. ledna 2010 v 0:52 | Šmejcka |  kalendář
tak..a socialistický, čestný sovětský design je fuč...

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2. ledna 2010 v 14:00 | Šmejcka |  Kraviny


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It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus



[Thanks to Myke for these lyrics]
[Thanks to Jamie Bell for correcting these lyrics]
 


zamyšlení

10. prosince 2009 v 17:10 | Šmejcovna |  kalendář
tady na to někdo pěkně sere...:D

(((((((((NORMALIZACE)))))))))

14. listopadu 2009 v 19:47 | Chares |  Nase fotecky
Říkám si, že to tady již dlouho příliš nežije.....nic....tak sem šoupnu nějaké fotky z normalizace.....:-P:D:D
















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